"i'm batman" - detective. probably.
my name is ultimate (the detective), and welcome . . . to the shittest site this side of the W.W.W. (Word Wide Web). Have a good look around.
i'm too lazy to make a description. this site is whatever you conjure it up to be in that little head of yours. If you don't like something on here, that's okay! I don't care.
Click the wiseguy in the bottom left if this site isn't for you. Otherwise, use what people call a "navigation bar" to explore all willy-nilly.
fun fact: the shrine is better than the homepage 🥱